The story I must tell may seem weird to you!
But honest, cross my heart and hope to die, IT'S TRUE!!
It was back in sunny Calistoga, Napa Valley,
Where reeds grow tall and fainting goats do dally!
Mom and I stood quietly, just looking at a puddle,
When all of a sudden, with a hiss, it started to bubble!
What we saw after that sure took our breath away:
A giant floating Ted head, saying HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!