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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. While we are postponing, life speeds by. I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. Who so loves believes the impossible. I have not failed. 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