Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life. A book may lie dormant for fifty years or for two thousand years in a forgotten corner of a library, only to reveal, upon being opened, the marvels or the abysses that it contains, or the line that seems to have been written for me alone. In this respect the writer is not different from any other human being: whatever we say or do can have far-reaching consequences. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstances. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Hatch a dream and then believe it. The best proof of love is trust. Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. No elected body is the country, we are the country. You and me. Us. It can only stay that way as long as we care to keep it so. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. When love is not madness, it is not love. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation. Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. Love is the energy of the soul. Love is what heals the personality. There is nothing that cannot be healed by love. There is nothing but love. Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. The man who says I told you so is making an excuse for not expressing his position clearly in the first place. No elected body is the country, we are the country. You and me. Us. It can only stay that way as long as we care to keep it so. The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. Books are the shoes with which we tread the footsteps of great minds. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.